The latest:

>> Some bastard went to Costco and brought our department a case of cheese-and-peanut-butter crackers and a bag of pistachios bigger than my head. My GI system is doing all sorts of disgusting things, but I can't stop eating.

Anyway, I actually came to point to this, wherein, Donald Trump gets excited about brochures, and you learn:

Graphic Design Lesson A: Get the latest hardware and software, and you will win. Always.

Graphic Design Lesson B: Touch a designer's computer screen, and you will lose. Always.

I would have added "an arm" after the "you will lose" there, but I agree with the sentiments.
posted by Jammer at 2:05 PM