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Wednesday, September 07, 2005
>> This reminds me of an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000, in which the mad scientists created fudge toothpaste to encourage kids to brush more regularly. ("Now ... how to get kids to smoke?") Had I but known that I could brush my teeth with Indian Curry, Fresh Yogurt or Pumpkin, I wouldn't have blown all that dough on Tom's of Maine. Now ... how to make toothpaste out of gin?
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Man, if my better half sees that, we'll own stock in the damn company. She's got some weird hard-on for flavored toothpaste, and if she sees green tea toothpaste, it's all over.
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