The latest:

>> "McRorie wears eight custom designed sensors on his shoes, four sensors on his chest, two midi keyboards at his hips, and sings lead vocals, harmonies and solo instruments with his voice."

Not to mention a kilt. Spandex bike shorts. Oh, and a wicked mullet.

All these things somehow allow one man to do what most New Wave bands did with five. He is his own Go West, his own Animotion, his own Pseudo Echo. Bryan, if you don't hire this guy to perform at one of your big-money-high-kitsch Vegadotfunctions, you'll go straight to hell.
posted by Geoff Carter at 8:36 PM