The latest:

>> Can we elect Tony Blair president? He seems to drink more coffee than our guy, or at least knows how to answer questions without sounding like he's coming off a bender. Maybe we can do some kind of U.S.-U.K. leader sharing program -- whoever seems to be more on the ball gets to run both countries that day. In other news, it looks like the Pentagon needs more Nevadans in the quartermaster corps.
posted by Marcel at 8:35 AM