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>> OK -- since we're on the Carl hit parade, might as well continue. Warning: I'm a complete carnivore, and this site still freaks me out.

I speak of the Jarvis Products Corporation, purveyors of fine products for the meatpacking industry. You're going to find everything from the Jarvis Model 3HD Electric-Hydraulic Powered Hog Head Dropper (that's a picture of it there -- you'll find it in the Head Splitters category) to the new Jarvis Model HBD-1 (for the cutting out of hog bungs, of course). Just look at the features!

• Fast - a single operator can bung up to 1200 hogs / hour.
  
• Easy to use, skilled labor is not required.
  
• Lightweight and maneuverable for maximum productivity.
  
• Increased yields - optimal blade size leaves more meat on the carcass, less on the intestine.
  

Yep -- definitely hot dogs for lunch today.
posted by Bryan at 11:25 AM