The latest:

>> Marcel is a POSIX-compliant thread package that provides extra-features
such as thread migration that are needed by the PM2 runtime. Marcel is available for any/all public appearances (ie, monster truck pulls, bachelorette parties, nudie bar grand openings, birthday parties, barmitzvahs)...

Bryan is presumed dead, hibernating or busy eating pizza. The population of Bryan is approximately 61,400. Bryan is currently fulfilling his requirements to become a registered dietetian and working on his Ph.D. at Kansas State University. Bryan is a true rocker with little concern for conventions or classifications...

Just a little game they're playing at LiveJournal right now. Google your name as "(your name here) is" -- quotes and all -- and enjoy the results. This is how I found out that "Schackman is a boorish cosmetic surgeon who mingles bad manners, bad jokes and a touch of sadism," and that "Carter is God Like." As if you didn't know.
posted by Geoff Carter at 10:12 PM