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>> In the future, editors will be robots! How cool! I hope that I can get laser eyes so I can blast someone if they miss deadline, too.

From the story:

"The amount of stress is going to increase severely," said Sauf Fahim of Newsplex architects Archronica, which has incorporated huge walls of greenery to soothe highly strung students at the internationally sponsored centre.

posted by Bryan at 2:33 PM