The latest:

>> Floaty pens are what the gods use to write checks. Or sign death warrants, depending on what the NASDAQ is doing.

And from the wonderful world of pre2k fellow Chad Parks: The "Joe Dirt" Mullet Generator. Skip all the Flash bullshit at the beginning (and try to forget you're on a site promoting a lame-assed David Spade movie) and just put mullets on Bill Gates, Hillary Clinton and someone named George W. Bush. That man was born to wear a Euro-mullet into Beijing.
posted by Geoff Carter at 10:53 AM