The latest:

>> Something I forgot to post on Valentine's Day, and concrete proof that the old ways are best: the Love Calculator. I am given a relatively decent 82% chance of getting my groove on with funky lemur Christina Aguilera, and a whopping 89% chance of being Joan Cusack's love toy. (Ditto her brother John, oddly enough.) Not that I'm interested, mind you -- it's all for "entertainment purposes only." It's all fun and games until someone gets an eye poked out.
posted by Geoff Carter at 10:35 AM