The latest:

>> "Do you feel that a great personal appearance (style) and a huge personal interest in heavy-duty motors (engines) seem like a contradiction? Well, good news! It isn't!"

Oh, that I were the creator of Rubberburner.com, instead of the hockey-headed, poorly-dressed headbanger that I am. "...Even nail dirt could look appropriate with a tuxedo, if you wear it the RIGHT way!"
posted by Geoff Carter at 1:19 PM