The latest:

>> "There is NO escape from this worst gangster police state using all of the deadly gangster Frankenstein controls." As Bush 2: Die Harder begins, I thought it appropritate to introduce The Gentleman from the Great State of New York, the insane-crazy, crazy-insane statesman Francis E. Dec Esquire. Dec puts long, convoluted conspiracy rants to flyers and sends them out to unsuspecting Americans, like you.

My favorite Dec sermon is his Frankenstein Radio Controls rant, though all his speeches are pretty much identical. I'd love to see Dubya shoot his bolt and start stumping this shit to a collection of big-haired, Texan pro-life vampire hags.

It'll happen. It's just a matter of when. Laugh your mad giggle now.
posted by Geoff Carter at 2:27 PM